I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. 

"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"

"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)

My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin