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I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"
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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
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 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
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My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin
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