I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever 
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny

Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."

"... and if you get some milk I'll be eternally grateful."
"Terminally grateful? You mean you're going to thank me with extreme
 prejudice?"
                        -- Garth and then me mishearing