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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.
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If a man says something in a forest and there is
no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
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A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason --
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"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1
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