A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
       Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
       "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly
when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

    - John Steinbeck 

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

"alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe"
                        -- a real newgroup

Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
       exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
       demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
       that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
       than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
       fuck!!!!