It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 
to others.

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.

Women say all men are the same, but they 
have no problem telling you how 
different you are from Mel Gibson.

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"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' 
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " 

Charlie Brown. 

"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."

                                          Xander Harris