I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. 

                                   -- Dick Martin

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
                 -George Carlin

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically  
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and         
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the      
general neurosis of our time.                               

                                                Carl G. Jung
                              Modern Man in Search of a Soul