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"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
                        -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
                        -- From the sig of Jake Kesinger
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon
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