"Upon the upland road Ride easy, stranger: Surrender to the sky Your heart of anger." - James K. Baxter "High Country Weather"
"Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so." Gore Vidal.
Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. " - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local software firm. They were looking for a sysadmin. Requirements included "3 years experience" with windows '95." -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery, 16 January, 1997
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