When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields 

"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all." 

     - David James 

The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman

"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
                        -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
                           alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
                        -- fortune