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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling
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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping
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