An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. 

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling

Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping