"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible 
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."

                     -- Aristophanes -- 

"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name? 

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.