Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
       Ramos

Hard work never killed anybody, 
but why take the chance? 
                            --Edgar Bergen

For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). 

    -- Edgar R. Fiedler

This is a feminist bookstore.  There is no humor section.
        
                                                    --John Callahan