Which of the following phrases do you use most often?

"Paper can KILL if it's thrown hard enough, sometimes."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry

"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.

"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
 rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
                        -- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.