My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. 

     - A Wolverine is Eating My Leg 

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                        -- Clueless spam mail at it's worst

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
       remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain