"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet

The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.

                                      - - - Geoffrey Cottrell

It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat 
out of their skull.

Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.