There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers. --William James
"I love it! Anything gets me going really..." -- Karen
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. --Robert Ingersoll
"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Mark Twain
The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. --Arthur Murphy, 1758