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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James



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"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen


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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

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"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain

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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

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