There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James

"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758