The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor 
"Big Chief no fart." The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. 
The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no 
fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten 
pills an hour. The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no 
fart." After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her 
to give him a jar an hour. The next day the girl comes back crying and 
says "Big fart no Chief!" 

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. 
"Why are you crying?" asked the other child. 
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger." 
When he heard this, the other child started to cry. 
"Why are you crying?" 
"I'm here for a urine test."

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Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.
The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at the
rubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goes
into the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what else
do you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that I
have are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know what
these will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make a
goat jump about two feet off of the ground!"

Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.
His mate asked him what it was like.
"Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied. "First they take you home
and fill you so full of piss you can't stand up. Then, to top it off, they
let you fuck their women whenever you want."
"Is that right?" said his mate very impressed. "I always heard Australians
were real pricks."
"Well," said Paddy, "Only the white ones!"