Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any gifts
Prez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I did once splash out on a dress
for her

Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he 
leaves the factory?
   A: Two Test Tickles 

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.


Sent by Chris

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor
operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in
a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before
they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre
door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the
sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks
away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second
man comes over and does the same examinations.

When the third man starts examining her body so closely,
she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are
fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start th
operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have
no idea. We're just painting the corridor." 

A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.

He says to her, "What's going on?" 
She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"