Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?

A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!"
"Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for
dinner!"
"Really?"
Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I 
wanna eat it!'"

Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.

I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

Q.      Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A.      It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?