Francis Bacon: One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to have written some of Shakespeare's plays. How he died: Stuffing snow into a chicken One afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snowstorm and was struck by the wondrous notion that maybe snow could be used to preserve meat in the same way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased a chicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside in the snow, attempted to stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. The chicken never froze, but Bacon did.
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A woman, worried about crime, started to carry a hand-gun. Five months after she'd begun carrying her gun she came out to her car in a dark parking lot and found it occupied by four men. She ordered them out. They refused to move; she pulled her gun. Instantly four doors popped open and her car's occupants fled into the night. Then, as she started to load her groceries into the car, she noticed her car (same make and model) parked three spots away.
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