When my sister teased her four-year-old daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class, the little girl was quite indignant. "No mommy, I don't," she replied, "because he's only interested in one thing." Shocked, my sister cautiously asked what that might be. "Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.
Michael Anderson Goodwin spent 7 years on the death row in a South Carolina prison. Finally, the capital punishment was changed to life imprisonment. In March, 1989, while sitting on a metal john in his camera and repairing his small TV, the appliance short-circuted. The short-circut proved to be lethal.
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on I-95 I look over to my left and there's this woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away for a couple seconds and when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. Scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee."
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