* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.  So I'm going to move to New
York.

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.

"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
                        -- Anonymous