"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
                        -- Angela Randall

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?" 

John Mendosa.

* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.

Everything takes longer than you expect.

Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.