Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
 me."
                        -- Angela

"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)