The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Adlai Stevenson
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
"Game over boys!" -- Mr. Flibble
- Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
What's another word for Thesaurus? - Steve Wright
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