"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."

                                            --Edward Abbey

"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the
 Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's
 going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the
 marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!"
                        -- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"

"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead

We put the "k" in "kwality."

"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain