Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 

As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles. 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning 
to others.