"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.

Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!