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You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home
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"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god." 

    - David James
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My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...
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"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
                        -- Unknown
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"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
 loose on the developers."
                        -- cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu
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