"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the final weeks of the campaign." -- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs
Nothing is politically right that is morally wrong. --Daniel O'Connell
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. Frank Lloyd Wright
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
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