I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."

"So did you pop your block?"
                        -- Darryl Sharman

"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things. 
 Usually conducted by government against its own people."
 
                                                 --Edward Abbey

Hard work never killed anybody, 
but why take the chance? 
                            --Edgar Bergen

Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy. 

After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev."