"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." Henry Ford (1863-1947)
Politicians! They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining!
Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing. - Woody Allen
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