My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...

"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.

     - Milton Berle 

The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey