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'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley
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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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"My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!"
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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind --
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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.
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