"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."

                                          --Edward Abbey

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it 
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should 
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they 
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

                                            - Bob Ettinger

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
       driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns

"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
       -- Unknown

"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
                        -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
                                They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"