Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...

- John Mendosa

"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
                        -- Karen

War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran 

"There's more than one way to do it."

-- The Perl Slogan

"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
 don't work."

-- The Windows Perl Slogan

"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty