"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                 - Steve Martin

"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
 system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
                        -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
                                from alt.sysadmin.recovery

When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket. 

A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. 

     - The Doctor, Doctor Who 

There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.