Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. 

Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
 is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
 stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
 plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
 MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/