The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
"... It's easy if you try." - Lennon "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." - Marx
"Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though..." -- me
* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
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