No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
               of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made  
               to talk like a parrot.                                      

                                             The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy 

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                           --Mark Twain

  

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.