"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." Oliver Herford.
Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
"Sorry about that Chief." - Maxwell Smart
I can't believe it happened. The other day I jogged backward and put on eight pounds!
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