"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"              
                                                        - W. Zevon

Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 
place?

Sent by Todd

And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra 

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.

   My wife claims her car is so old,
   that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !