Jesus is coming. Look busy!
"So does anyone use goto in Ada?" -- Dan Glastonbury
How do we solve all the world's problems? Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
"I say Carmina and you say Burana, I say Catulli and you say Carmina, Carmina! Burana! Catulli! Carmina! Let's call the whole thing Orff..." -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston
Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge."
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