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Today's poems [12.2.04]

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"Now really, young man, you're a bore,"
Said a Lady Priscilla van Blore.
"I'm covered with sweat
And you haven't come yet
And my God - it is quarter past four!"
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I love you, You love me,
Homosexuality,
People say that we're just friends,
But we are really Lesbians.
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There was a young girl in Berlin 
               Who was fucked by an elderly Finn. 
                    Though he diddled his best, 
                    And fucked her with zest, 
               She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?"
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Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.
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There was a young lady called Valerie
Who started to count every calory
Said her boss in disgust:
"If you lose half your bust
You'll be worth only half of your salary!"
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