This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local 
brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for. 
the girl shrugged and said, jokingly, "cough drops" and snickered.

Just then the cop approached the old gal and said, "What are you doing 
here, m'am?"

The woman pulled herself up to her full height oF 4'4 and replied, "Well, 
I can suck em can't I?" 

What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?

Kneel to the Chief!

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Because the little propellers cost extra!

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I 
wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

A certain young lady named Rowell 
Had a musical bent to her bowel. 
With a good plate of beans 
Tucked under her jeans 
She could play To a Wild Rose by MacDowell.