Q: What do you call a 6.9?
A: A great sex position fucked up by a period!

ZipperGate Update...

In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.
Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering a
full throated confession to Kenneth Starr. Sources close to the
investigation report Starr is pumping Ms. Lewinsky for details concerning
an oral pact with Mr. Clinton to withhold evidence. Although the
independent prosecutor's team will drill Monica prior to her testimony,
beltway observers do not anticipate a full dress rehearsal.

A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS
country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

Ray listened patiently.  "That's amazing.  Where I come from
there's really only one."

"Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one?  And which way is that?"

"Well, there's a man and there's a woman . . . "

"Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!"

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the 
radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The 
state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an 
empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you 
been drinking?"

And the minister says, "Just water."

The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good 
Lord, He's done it again!"

This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.
"That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager. "Everybody does it,
you know."
"That may be so," came the reply, "but usually not from the diving board."