The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just
tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for 
your trouble.

So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper 
with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free 
burger.

"You're kidding.", I said.  "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed.  
"Come on...." I said, hesitating.  Did I really have to mouth an 
advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age?

We were both laughing by now.  I figured she was serious about it.  So I 
blurted out "You just taste better!"  into the speaker.  All of a sudden 
the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke 
out, "Please drive through sir!".  :-)

Sent by Alton

A woman, worried about crime, started to carry a hand-gun. Five months 
after she'd begun carrying her gun she came out to her car in a dark 
parking lot and found it occupied by four men. She ordered them out. They 
refused to move; she pulled her gun. Instantly four doors popped open and 
her car's occupants fled into the night. Then, as she started to load her 
groceries into the car, she noticed her car (same make and model) parked 
three spots away. 

Then there was the psychology professor, a Yankee's Yankee
and a feminist's feminist, who tells the following story
about herself to illustrate that doctorates don't necessarily
make you smart.
She was driving to a workshop in Atlanta from her home in Ohio.
It was about 10 am, and she'd been driving the entire preceding
day and night herself, and she was consequently not in the best
of tempers as she searched for a motel in which to crash.
A Georgia state policeman pulled her over, got out of his cruiser,
swaggered up to her driver's window, bent down, and drawled,
"Lookie here, darlin',"--uh oh, everybody duck--"Lookie here, darlin',
nobody blows through Georgia that fast."
Said the feminist Yankee overtired psychology professor: "Sherman did."

She says he was not satisfied merely to give her a speeding ticket;
he made her follow him fifty miles out of her way to Nowheresburg, GA,
and wait at the police station until three in the afternoon for a
circuit judge to arrive so that he could explain to her why it wasn't
the best idea in the world to be impolite to policemen, who were after
all interested only in creating the safest possible environment for
everybody including her, etc. etc. The lecture went on for about two
hours, she says, after which she was released to drive the fifty miles
back to her route and resume her search for someplace to crash.