The Democratic National Committee finally released thousands
of pages of financial disclosure information. Says Vince Vieceli,
"Unfortunately, they released them from a third-floor balcony in
New York during the parade for the Yankees." 

Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend
called.  Her friend said, "What are ya playing?"  Andrea said,
"Solitaire."  He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah?  Who are you 
playing with?"

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.

Mother's helper--peasant working conditions.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, 
unrivaled inconvenience.