Illinois State University - As a woman was crossing the stage to accept her diploma at a commencement ceremony, something unusual and tragic happened. The woman's grandfather fell over, suffering from a heart attack. A few minutes later as she was leaving the platform, her grandmother had one as well. Consequently, the student notified reporters that she will not be seeking her master's degree.
Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee. Bet *that* person won't have much to say.
It's great being a new mom. The only thing I worry about is that one day the FBI will break down my door and take the baby back to his real mother. But I guess it's normal for new moms to worry.
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