Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Chopin.

"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
 can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
 extermination."
                        -- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film

Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
       exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
       demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
       that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
       than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
       fuck!!!!

Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.

                                        - - - Mark Twain